Mr.Thadani, a
middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window
seat.
Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful
suit walks up and sits down beside him.
A few minutes later, the plane takes off.
All is well For a while.
But then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the
washroom.
That wouldn't be a problem,but he looks over and notices
that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani,
being a meek man is afraid to disturb him.
So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.
But as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring
away, and Mr. Thadani is feeling increasingly more
uncomfortable.
After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from
holding it in combined with the plane ride.
He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he
throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit.
He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there
in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.
Finally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all
over him. Mr. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better
now?" |
